“Grief is different. Grief has no distance. Grief comes in waves, paroxysms, sudden apprehensions that weaken the knees and blind the eyes and obliterate the dailiness of life.” Joan Didion, The Year…
September 7, 2011 | Illustrious Corpses
Miss. Lohan & The Morgue You Know
Here we speak of the legal woes of one Lindsay Lohan. For those of you not familiar with her current legal battle (understandable, as it is difficult to keep track of her various…
April 28, 2011 | Illustrious Corpses
Requiem for a Body Van
Deathlings, I am despondent to report that after five months and over 20,000 miles of corpse driving, I am no longer a body van driver. The Man took my beloved Mercedes Sprinter…
March 4, 2011 | Illustrious Corpses
Country Music Death Propaganda
Driving the body van hither and thither through the wilds of Southern California, I have come to appreciate music I wouldn’t normally listen to. By the time I get out into the…
February 7, 2011 | Illustrious Corpses