Unbeknownst to me, this season of The Bachelor had its very own mortician bachelorette! I admit I have never actually seen an episode of this show- though lord knows I shun you…
February 25, 2011 | Eros & Thanatos
Monthly Archives: February 2011
The Obscene Genius of Dr. Chan
A few weeks ago your Mortician put out a call to some associates, asking them to imagine what they would do with a small portion of my cremated ashes to them in…
February 21, 2011 | Experimental Death
Eros & Thanatos in the Age of Bieber
Happy St. Valentine’s Day Massacre to all you lonelyhearts! This post is about Justin Bieber. Also Hitler. But first it’s about Freud. Sigmund Freud, or Dr. Siggy, as his friends called him,…
February 14, 2011 | Eros & Thanatos
Country Music Death Propaganda
Driving the body van hither and thither through the wilds of Southern California, I have come to appreciate music I wouldn’t normally listen to. By the time I get out into the…
February 7, 2011 | Illustrious Corpses
Friends, Romans, Lend me your hair…
My grandfather was a bit of what is colloquially called a badass. Grampa led a group of tank destroyers during the Korean War. Admittedly, I am almost totally unclear as to what…
February 4, 2011 | Experimental Death