Well, this is something I really wish I had thought of. The crude but perfect blend of current pop culture and archaic death theory.
I used to watch Maury with my roommate every afternoon in college. “Remember that you, too, shall die and you ARE THE FATHER.” Excuse me while I watch this .gif loop for hours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME
via http://radstronomical.tumblr.com/ and Zoë Georgina Stonyk