Not a Goddamn Bit of Sense

This is a real shirt for sale on Amazon. Can ANYONE explain the slogan to me?  Even sort of?

This is a close up of the text.

“Like you could do better” at what?  Working with dead people?

Does “do better” refer to the relative worth of someone in a relationship?  As in, “you can’t do any better than me, I’m a mortician.”

The semantic loop is driving me mad!

Also, it’s pink.

If you have ANY insight please let me know.

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